At Last, She has Found her Calling!

"And good luck to JM! PRN jobs are hard to come by these days, at least around here, so go for it!" said Princess in the Cantina.

"JM's going for a porn job!?" exclaimed a very shocked Beeurd. 

Du rolled around with laughter. 

James couldn't believe it.

"sorry, B." laughed Jm, who was disturbed and yet strangely flattered by all this attention. "i'm not skinny enough, nor do i have big enough boobs for that kind of work."

"Are you kidding? As Seth Rogan put it in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, 'Everybody wants to see anybody ewok.'" stated Drake.

"There's a market for anything."

"Then i worry about those people," smirked Jm.

"So do I, JM. So do I." agreed Drake sagely.

"I don't think you worry as much as you let on..." taunted Du.

Drake declared he didn't know what Du was talking about, while having shifty eyes.

Editor's Note: Should I peruse Amature galleries to see if I can find incriminating photos of JM?